Not Chung Kuo

27 Aug

If all the people in China were to jump at the same time, what a concern that would be. It would indicate an ability to communicate and organise on a far wider scale than ever seen in the world before. It would demonstrate a commitment to concerted action that is worrying in its extent, from a massive nation that is hybridising totalitarian communism with oligarchical capitalism.  First jumping, what next?  Surely someone can work that out, its simply lazy racism to use supposed Chinese inscrutability to avoid answering this question.  Is that not what conservative think-tanks were designed for?  There would be no hope, we can’t even arrange for the morning bus to turn up at the right time in Darfvale.  By the time a neighbourhood watch meeting had been arranged to discuss the red peril,  the People’s Army would have jumped all over us.  We do not have the population, this is an arms race that we cannot win, even if we united with all of the other towns in Glossolalia, even Dangle-by-sea.  We will be lucky to exist as a vassal state.  It is difficult at my age to learn a 17th language.

And you could be sure that Trevor would be there in the middle of it, wining and dining with the children of senior party officials, schmoozing and opportunitising (there you go, I’m a wordsmith).  Language doesn’t bother Trevor, he is fluent in exploitation, profit and oppression.  Lenin was not quite right.  Trevor will sell them the rope, with which to hang everyone else, not himself, and his party will just go on and on.

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2 Responses to “Not Chung Kuo”

  1. greatlakessocialist September 16, 2011 at 9:36 am #

    A valid point there, we can only be thankful that similar phenomena do not apply to elephants.

  2. mymatejoechip May 25, 2012 at 12:23 am #

    Reblogged this on 6th Proletarian Anarcho-Lotto-Syndicate and commented:

    well not much else is happening here and this is vaguely communistic … if you see Edgar, say hi, he is MIA, and I don’t want to round up a bunch of fat retired special forces troops to fly to ‘Nam and rescue him – too much bother …

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